Zork Says Be Green: Live in a Smaller Dwelling

[Zork]

Earthlings, we understand you need space because your body odor at times is not the most pleasant to our noses. Unlike your crude human vessel, our bodies exert rose-like odor, which is very sweet to our highly
sensitive noses. Due to the fact that we are million of years more advanced,
our noses are more sensitive than the noses of your best friend, dog.

We are befuddled why Evander Holyfield needs a 53,000 square foot home. What could an Earthling possibly do in a house of that size?

We observed that Earthlings love to store junk in their homes. We have flown in our saucy saucer over many garages only to be amazed and entertained at the amount of “things” humans
store in their garages.

Right: Hanse Colani Rotor House rotates so that each room faces the main living room, as needed.

Earthling dwellings are not designed for living. Why do human homes have “formal living rooms” or “formal dining rooms”? We have seldom seen humans in these rooms. Why they are built is beyond our alien
comprehension.

We analyzed humans' living habits, and have determined that the most important rooms are kitchen, living room and a bedroom. Depending on the amount of the Earthlings in the family, there is no need to have a house larger
than 2000 square feet.

Advanced humans have figured out how to live in a 200 square foot home, comfortably. They are not slaves to high mortgages, high energy bills or water needs.

We are not advocating for every human to live in such small areas because we can understand close space can create human odors that are not pleasing to the nose. We just hope Earthlings will understand that there is no
need to live in large homes that consume substantial amount of energy when most
of those rooms are not being used.

Left: The Single Hauz, from Poland, 200 sq. ft.